Wasn’t that just the insult of the mid-1990s?
Look at her in her ripped jeans and her Doc Martens. I bet she doesn’t even listen to Nirvana. What a try hard.
(They were right. I didn’t listen to Nirvana. But I still wear Doc Martens to this day. Because screw you 90s grunge kids; warm, comfortable footwear is for everyone.)
But who knew that as a mum, being a Try Hard would actually be a badge of honour?
What, me? A try hard? Your damn right I am. Or I do.
(Like right now I’m trying hard to understand the grammar.)
I write this from a silent Upper West Side hotel room as I wait for my kids to wake up after our arrival here last night.
New York City might be the city that never sleeps, but my kids sure do. Especially after we subjected them to a 28-hour door-to-door, long haul, cross hemisphere, international travel experience.
(Which is how I sold it to them in the first place, incidentally. The trick is in the marketing.)
And boy did I try hard in my preparations for this flight.
I did a trial suitcase pack three weeks prior to the flight to ensure I could cover all manner of social/meteorological situations in which we might find ourselves.
I bought those packing cells which I was worried might be a bit of a scam to convince highly strung family travel coordinators to part with their cash, but actually they’ve turned out to be my favourite things in life after my wedding ring and children.
I pre-selected our seating positions and meal choices.
I packed snacks, medications, fresh clothes and sleeping aids (comforters and eye-masks obviously, not medicinal – settle down Internet.)
Critically, I worked long and hard on packing things to entertain the kids during the flight.
In the days before we left, I was chatting to the Girl Child’s kindy teacher about our trip. She regaled me with stories of the effort she went to for carry on entertainment during a trip she took when her kids were similar ages to ours.
I inwardly beamed with pride when she starting listing an almost carbon copy of the contents of my kids’ backpacks – colouring books, educational worksheets, the makings of a comprehensive travel journal, meticulously crafted but critically lightweight travel games.
I mean, this woman is an actual qualified early childhood educator so maybe I’m was doing something right?
Then she dissolved into laughter and further recalled how once her kids were on the plane and had their seatback screen/personal entertainment devices in hand, they were totally happy and content to get on with the process of flying long-haul, and the only thing her hours of hard work really achieved was to create extra weight in their bags, which ended up being left – largely untouched – at their holiday destination as a result.
And now, having come through the other side of child-friendly, long-haul travel ourselves, I can concur that yep, I probably didn’t need to try so hard with all that stuff either.
The only thing I really should have done was learn how to play Minecraft, which we diligently installed on the Boy Child’s iPad before we left.
(Seriously though, send help. Like are you meant to eat the sheep or domesticate them? I’m so confused.)
That said, the lengths that I went to in preparing for our flight was nothing compared to the planning that has gone into our itinerary from here on in. There may or may not have been multiple spreadsheet tabs and graphic-based brainstorming maps. There were definitely multiple travel guides involved. Both online and hard copy.
My point is, I’ll never stop trying hard in my dogged pursuit of the creation of magical childhood travel memories for my children through our travel. It is my favourite incarnation of myself as a try hard so far.
(Take that, Stussy hat and overall wearing 1992 me).